{"product_id":"hachette-tiny-violin-soundtrack-for-your-sob-story","title":"{Hachette} Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eDrown out petty complaints with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eTiny Violin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA realistic, 3.9-inch replica of a violin, complete with mini bow and chinrest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMusic—just press the string button to play a sad tune\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn elegant vinyl stand to store and display your violin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA 32-page illustrated mini book about the origins of the “tiniest violin”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Hachette Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51300924293367,"sku":"29383","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0412\/8499\/3192\/files\/Violin.jpg?v=1791873716","url":"https:\/\/www.ellingtonandfrench.com\/products\/hachette-tiny-violin-soundtrack-for-your-sob-story","provider":"Ellington \u0026 French","version":"1.0","type":"link"}